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43. Grindr Is The New Tinder - Momtok, Fruity Pebbles, and Peak Tradwifery ✌️

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In an attempt to get over my trauma from being raised in the Mormon church, I decided to fully commit to watching ALL of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and immerse myself in their lame ass drama. Lolzzz ... These Momtok girlies have the filled lips, child bearing hips and enough mood dips to keep us all guessing what they're up to next!

All I know is that the world is stoked for a S2, but will Momtok SURVIVE???!

When I first heard about the Mormon Momtok shitshow coming out, I was excited!! But I was expecting some real life swinging shit. The fact that they claimed to be "soft swingers" is hilarious to me cuz all I saw was a bunch of bored Mormon girls sitting around talking about their narcissistic husbands while they're the breadwinners form being influencers on TikTok.

It took me a couple try's to get into in but here's my "soft" take on episodes 1-3 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives along with some unsolicited advice about leaving and navigating the Mormon church...which I swear isn't my whole personality, but within the carpeted walls of my podcast, it's quickly turning into the majority of my personality.

From dealing with invites to baby blessings & mission farewells, fillers to sugary sodas, and the battle against individuality where short hair for sure = lesbian, also talking about the weirdest parts of Mormon culture. And how, no matter how much they've changed the rules, it’s all still a little too  controlling & *culty* for my taste.

So grab your dirty diet cokes with extra true lime (because, hello, sponsor me already), sit back, and enjoy this unapologetic conversation. You’re not going to want to miss the spilling of a 44oz bubbly soda.

CORRECTION from the show...when I said Tinder  - I meant Grinder! Which could literally be a cheer at the next BYU football game. ENJOY!!!

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